partybarackisinthehousetonight: toto i have a feeling we’re not in rack city anymore
richeybulgeparty: Drinking game idea; Drink every time Gatsby says Old Sport
foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
nobodyputstheimpalainacorner: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: vasiliosversace: nutella-boy: dustyanus: thatderpwearingafedora: tunapuss: charlizesittheronmyface: iwillalwayslovethefool: Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well what they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL” SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL? MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE WHAT ARE...
sometimes I feel like I’m the most ______ person in the world.
casabloncas: i want to do pg 13 things with u
"Forty more days till Pierce the Veil!"
littlemanjumped: Forty more days to contemplate the mistake you’re making.
skyyyylar: I love when someone says to me “this song reminds me of you”. It makes me feel like I am actually important.
annoying person: you need anger management classes
me: you need shut the fuck up classes
Toooo gooood to beee truuuueeeeeeeee.
gayrus: list of my friends:
aipoms: Contrary to what seems to be the popular belief I’m actually really nice
aipoms: im sorry youre a bitch
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via pr0paganda)
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
Miss someone until they come back, or until you come back, until their absence...– Stephanie Georgopulus (via stoopforever)
tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breathe in and out and cry it out
conveys: i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via beautilation)
yesterday: i'll start tomorrow
10 years later: tomorrow
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
In my opinion, there is no way to define this word. Only feel it. In his arms, under the blanket with cold feet touching, warm lips saying “I love you”, and the feeling of skin touching so innocently. I am in love. I am happy. Thank you.
ron-stop-able: gracelikethemorning: bloody-hale: I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older true but im still a virgin :(
newpac: when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
daisyfairy: in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute